QUOTE OF THE MONTH

¡No te quites el sayo hasta el 40 de mayo! [Similar to : Cast ne'er a clout, till may be out.] - BTW, may does not refer to the month of May, but the may blossom.

Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all life's problems.

How true.

If you're drinking to forget, pay before you start.

And the wise man said ..... "Defend yourself with your smile, attack with your silence and overcome with your indifference." [Anon.]

"A woman drove me to drink, and I never even had the courtesy to thank her!" [W C Fields]